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CHUMP stock went up today due to a recent decision
to increase aquisitions and reduce exclusive workforce flexibility.
One source was heard to say "I think our investors are going to
be very happy with this situation. We are very excited to be a part
of this synergistic systematic implementation"
When asked if these aquistions were a wise move at this time due
to the recent market fluctuations, the official CHUMP representative
to the press replied,"Yes. I think it was a very wise move, and
I feel that our stock holders will back us up on one hundered percent!".
"These aquisitions and mergers are going to create 30,000 new
jobs and will boost the economies continuous need for advanced basis
collaboration.
We are providing an ideal open-architected solution-oriented executive
institution that will build a business-focussed mobile open system
from the ground up.
It's a multi-tiered discrete synergistic toolset that has the ability
to lead our employees into the future of vision-oriented client-server
parallelism.
-Independant Journal publications.
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