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Q.What is your website all about?
Q.what is a chump? Can I be one?
Q.Am I the only one who wonders what this chump site is about?
Q.What's with all the classified stuff?
Q.Why don't you guys offer an auction or an e-commerce solution to increase
my business productivity instead of leading me on with a web-site filled with invisible links, the promise of a happier
life, and strange faces that laugh at me?
Q.Why do the chumps tend to sleep on small beds and eat lots o' mustard?
Q.justin sure looks like a big fag in his photo! are all the chumps butt-lovin' cocksuckers?
Q.Why do chumps always run away?
Q.Do you allow girls to be Chumps?
Q.What is "Moose, Gun Fire?"
Q.What is "Clinky Clinky?"
Q.Is "Chumps" an acronym for anything?
Q.If 'Chumps' stood for something, what would it be?
Q.What is ideal cheap chump diet?
Q.How can I open a telnet session in a regular web browser?
Q.Lately I have noticed my eye twitches involuntarily. How can I make it stop?
Q.What is the strangest email you've ever read?
Q.What is your website all about?
A.The chumps are a broad network of friends who no longer understand the
meaning of the word 'shame.'
We like to throw elaborate theme parties such as last saturday's
"Circus Cast Party on the Opening Day of Duck Season."
Basically, nothing stands in the way of a chump and their particular
brand of 'fun.'
-Marc
A.What you see is what you get. We are the chumps. We email, we have
social events, we do fun things. We have files on ourselves.
-Devin
A.We are a bunch of friends who have a email list to communicate to
eachother called chumps@chump.com. Since we have the domain and web
server, all owned by the great Kevin, we could not help but put a web
site up that is meant to entertain ourselves with pictures and cool
javascript. Originally, the domain was used to advertise our up and
coming theme parties.
-Josh
A.The chumps are a bundle of straight-fairies; random fools;
super-fattties; and ego maniacs who have
magically found each other over time and distance who use this domain for blatant
self promotion and loads of "in" jokes. (Anyone for a round of moose gun fire?!)
World domination is the only point at which we will rest. (Unless we happen to
pass out on the floor, but lets not talk about that.)
P.S. Rick Gross is our biggest fan! stay tuned for our fan club headed up by
that glorious plumber from the heartland!
-Tarik*
Q.What is a chump? Can I be one?
A.Chumps are just like everybody else, only better. you may safely drink
from the same drinking fountains as them, but never try to get them to
commit to anything.
As for being a chump, you may be one already! the chump phenomenon
happens only in males through mysterious gene mutations. Most of us knew
we were "different" since we were very small, but we didn't know how to
express these urges we had. It wasn't until college that most of us
started seeing others exhibiting similar traits. Only then could we join
together and rid ourselves of the shame we felt and replace it with
pride. -Justin
Q.Am I the only one who wonders what this chump site is about?
A.No, you are just like everybody else in this respect.
-Devin
Q.What's with all the classified stuff?
A.CLASSIFIED means you don't get to know. Well, actually it means the
person didn't want to write anything(less likely) or was too lazy to
write anything(more likely.)
-Devin
A.When I went to devin's house when we were kids and when I asked him stuff
he didn't know he said "that's top secret". I think classified is sort of
the same thing."
-Phil
Q.Why don't you guys offer an auction or an e-commerce
solution to increase my business productivity instead of leading me on with a web-site filled
with invisible links, the promise of a happier life, and strange faces that
laugh at me?
A.We offer all this and more in our corporate section. However, like the
'Gap'(tm) and other wonderful, wonderful stores, we like to put the items that
are on sale in the back of the store so you have to walk past the more
expensive clothing in order to get to the budget section. It is hoped, through
this process, that you will see and purchase many, many expensive items before
you even reach the sale section.
It appears that you are milling about, looking at the expensive Khaki and
cargo shorts while wondering why you came in in the first place.
Just keep looking. You'll find what you came for.
-Josh
Q.Why do the chumps tend to sleep on small beds and eat lots
o' mustard?
A.Well, ya see here, little chump cadet...the chumps realize that other
girls and boys are full of bad thoughts and are very needy of us busy chumps,
so we make our beds niceand small so no one feels comfortable sleeping over
at our house too often... and we love mustard because it tastes good.
-tarik chump.
Q.justin sure looks like a big fag in his photo! are all the chumps
butt-lovin' cocksuckers?
A.Actually, they aren't, though a few may occasionally deviate. true chumps
realize that the only downside to the homosexual lifestyle is the gay sex.
wise chumps know that in san francisco, the easiest way into a girls pants
is with a limp wrist. -Justin
Q.Why do chumps always run away?
A.The action of flight, or fleeing, is a simple and effective solution
to
uncomfortable situations that chumps may encounter. Examples of such
include (but are not limited to): bad dates, commitment, annoying folks,
halitosis, and direct questions such as the ever-popular "So what do you
guys do(for a living), anyway?" -Marc
Q.Do you allow girls to be Chumps?
A.No. The only reason girls cannot be chumps is that it freaks out (name withheld to preserve top secret clearance)!
Unfortunately this is a rule we must follow.
-Kevin
A.We don't have any girls in the chumps as such, though there are several in
close association. I theorize that there is an unstated understanding
among the chumps that including females in an otherwise male-only domain
could result in unnecessary blandness, as chumps attempt to impress the
women with their maturity and coolness.
-Devin
Q.What is "Moose, Gun Fire?"
A.That's Classified.
Q.What is "Clinky Clinky?"
A.That's Classified.
Q.Is "Chumps" an acronym for anything?
A.No. Definitely not.
Q.If 'Chumps' stood for something, what would it be?
A.Chelsea Has Us Modifying Pyorre's Style
-Devin
Q.What is ideal cheap chump diet?
A.Depends on what kind of food you like.
I have been living on black beans, brown rice, cheddar cheese and coffee
for more months than I care to count. I add to this occasional pasta,
carrots, fruit and cereal.
It is very cheap.
-Devin
Q.How can I open a telnet session in a regular web browser?
A.go to http://www.tiki-lounge.com/~josh/Telnet/ and make sure java is
enabled. From then on, it is just like it is with regular telnet.
-Josh
Q.Lately I have noticed my eye twitches involuntarily. How can I make it stop?
A.Ease off on the caffeine, get enough sleep, don't look at a cathode ray tube
unless you have to. The twitch will go away after a couple days.
Additionally, it has been recommended to me that a banana or two will
help. Something to do with potassium. I forgot who sent this in. If it
was you, let me know and I'll give you credit. -Devin
Q.What is the strangest email you've
ever read?
A.I am (Nagato Kiyotaka[K.N]).
I fail in the negotiation by the acquisition of digital ID and I strip
almost in the right proof in all computer.
Because I am that the term breaking is done without knowing that
it is bad
about deleting, there is to have deleted a right by it, too.
I know that I who was careless am bad.
I don't have a card and don't want to use a card.
I think that the post transfer may be safe.
The national general height number system which makes a bar code
a person in
the carved seal, too, is unpleasant.
I don't want to popularize this name but I am guarding against
MEAD TEREA.
I belong to the VATICANI Japan Catholic God official church.
The Saviour who is a person while being the in the love of the good
truth
always only god and the jesus
Christ and Iesus Nazarenusu
I am the believer of Rex Iudaeorum and I am a believer.
The saint baptism name is saint Raphael ArcAngel and saint ancestor
saint
Josef.
I think that CROSS is more right than CRUCIFIX.
The god who is always good true love thinks when he exists since
before the
religion exists.
The Tokyo city
The Taitou ward
The Senzoku
The 3rd city
The 12nd
No. 10
I live in the Nagato home.
I know the name of the 13rd generation mahatma Gregoryus and
existence with
the dictionary.
I know Golgo 13(GOLGO13[THIRTEEN]) in the comic opera of Takao Saitou.
I am a snake woman in the Greek myth and know the monster ( the
origin is a
person ) which is called the Gologou of the name of the meaning to say
that
is fearful with the Greek word.
I am the second son of the Asobe shop length, the Yukio Nagato of the
lacquer ware which rather does housework help, being playful,
belonging to
the Mikawasima Catholic church, and I become nerve weakening
formerly and am
hospitalized to the hospital and now, too, once, the hospital is making
sense the day on Monday to 3 weeks.
I am the sick man of the timid conceited person of 32 coming years old
on
April 17th, 1967 ( Monday ).
The use model
NEC VALUE STAR NX VS30D/M7 model CB1
PC-VS30DM7CB1
The DOS/V machine
The use software
Windows95
There, I was selling digital ID in 1000$ but there is not a mood to buy
already.
I was to do the input item being which doesn't suit a Japanese country
person but I who inputted to the good addition and subtraction was bad.
I want to use WS_FTP LE of the Ipswitch company.
HOME PAGE can not do to be as this.
How will I should be?
The Japanese country
Please help me.1999/7/23
-devin
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