Mike T.

Real Name:Michael Joseph Turon

Code Name:Minister of Excess
Bitch or "little" bitch to a VERY select few

Age:Mental age fluctuates between 5 and 80

Occupation:Research Scientist
Hell who else gets paid to play with liquid nitrogen, sensitive million dollar equipment, build next gen TVs and follow it up with call me in my lab!

Specialty:The ability to maintain his alpha meter at level three which allows him to not sleep for days. Forcing excess on EVERYONE, inventing catchy phrases that will end up on super bowl commercials and constantly telling everyone how NOT gay he is.
Michael’s power states are:

Strength: XXXXXXXOOO
Constitution: XXXXXXOOOO
Teammanship: XXXOOOOOOO
Sexual Prowess: OOOOOOOOOO
Big Nose: XXXXXXXXXX +

Notes:Michael with the rest of the Chumps forms Chumpinator, where he is the lower left big toe. He was added to the Chumps because the Chumps where sick of being accused of discriminating against people from post communistic eastern European countries like Poland.

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