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Matthew A. - estranged |
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PyroSlug, 80's boy, Marty Mattfly, Mattwich, Sandwich man, Dot Com, Bag Man, White-lash, Del (the Lube Technician) Admiral 80's |
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| Age: | |
25 in 1999. |
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| Occupation: | |
Estranged time herder & image freak. 3:14 p.m. |
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Pixellated master of "quiet hall frisbee", finger cloning, and preaching the gospel of Caine/Carol-Ann. 4:28 p.m. Milkshake coinoisseur. |
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| Notes: | |
Wanders about it, life. Afraid to be 55 now. Gracious body hugger. Wants to meet an 80's pyromatic chic who finds romance in launching bottle rockets across a lake on a warm, moonlit night. Light my fire and launch me baby. Can modify an ordinary bic lighter to spout a 1 foot flame, just like my ass. Intrigued by GirlSetsFire Wisconsonite. Send photo. Searching for a parson's hat (black) and the Hoffa soundtrack. Hellooooo 'downnnnnn 'derrrrrrrrre to all the So.Cal. friends of Chump and ELi. 4:50 p.m. |