rule #1:
There shall never be more chumpettes than chumps.

rule #2:
No one can become a chumpette if they do not wish to be one.

chumptastic:

sandy c
emily h
martha b
janet l
jean s

chumpsational:

karen s
pandora
brenda
erika h
jenn (double N)
bridgit

chumperrific:

nicole a
holly h
erika g
joyce s
laurel j
kelly w
katie
julie
julia (more likely)
christy (LA)
vickie cheung