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| NAME: |
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Mr. Larry Chump |
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| CITY: |
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Carson, CA |
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USA |
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| RÉSUMÉ: |
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This gentleman in our office by the name of larry. He started calling everyone chump one day out of the blue. Everyone having realized the hypocracy [sic] of this insult began coming up with creative little ways of diverting the "chump" insult [sic] back on him. At one point a graffic [sic] artist even removed his head from a picture and placed it on a picture of gomer pyle's body. It was absolutely hillarious [sic] (i would attach it if it were possible). I think that larry qualifies to be the chump of the day!!! |
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| RECRUITER'S NOTES: |
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This applicant has been rejected from the Chump organization. Chump employment regulations clearly state that applications must submit their own résumés. In addition, the term "chump" is not an insult. To the contrary, it is a appellation to be worn with pride. Finally, the Chump Corporation already has a Larry Chump. |
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