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Mr. Rhett Jerome Germer |
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Fruit Heights, UT |
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USA |
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| RÉSUMÉ: |
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Dear Chumps, I would like to become a chump just like you. I am currently practicing but I'm sure I have much to learn. I'm 19 yrs young, I have red curly hair. I am going on an LDS mission in oct. I'm going to Moscow for two years. I like old chicks (just kidding), simpsons, pirho's and scooters. I played rugby for the universtiy of utah this last season. I didn't attend the U of U though, I went to the community college... Yep you guys are thinking man what a red headed chump. I work at Old Navy. I promise i'm not gay! Well I doubt you guys will finish reading this but if you do I would truly want to become an apprentice to the chumpification... Hey I like that word... CHUMPIFICATION P.S. I used to have a gigantic red headed afro. It was funny. |
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| RECRUITER'S NOTES: |
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Contrary to what has been reported in the popular business press, the Chump Corporation has nothing against Mormons. There is even evidence that a proto-Chumpian Tiki Lounge may have been located in Salt Lake City. This applicant needs further "Chumpification." A follow-up application (preferably from Moscow), and a photo submission will greatly increase his chances of admission. |
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